Game: WWE 2K16
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, Xbox 360
Release Date: October 27, 2015
- Creativity: No creative juices flowing during the development meetings on this one – just not very imaginative.
- Execution: Extremely realistic – if you like wrestling I guess that’s cool.
- Impact: It did absolutely nothing for me except maybe want to Google The Rock’s cute little puppies again (RIP Brutus).
So let’s start with a little truthbomb here: I’m not a fan of wrestling or the WWE. Shocking, I know – the girl who likes to drink wine in her yoga pants doesn’t like watching the WWE. But in my defense sometimes I watch Total Divas on E!, so that counts, right?
Anyways, let’s get back to the trailer. Was that Fallout Boy I heard? Because I sneaky kind of liked it. But on the real, I didn’t hate everything about this. I think it’s cool that you can design your own characters and create your own competitions. But, like, it’s the WWE, and if I wanted to watch people fake wrestle I would just YouTube old clips of my man Hulk Hogan in his prime. #nothanks